Did you know that, in March, there’s a “National Worship of Tools Day”?
And yes, my dirty mind went someplace else too. So don’t worry.
Apparently, it’s a day you’re supposed to give your tools some extra TLC- like sharpening, cleaning, oiling, storage etc. It makes sense. It also got me thinking about sex toy care and caring for these important “tools”.
This cheeky, butt spanking, harsh-reality guide will help you care for your sex toys and get as much life out of them as possible.
IDENTIFY THE MATERIAL
I hope none of you are using a sex toy, and you’re not sure what it’s made from – because that’s bad. If you don’t know, go back to the seller’s page and read the details before you play with it again.
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